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Bnb Pension Fund

Retirement age: the moon. Early withdrawals: shredded.

$BPENSION on BNB Chain. A retirement plan for people who never plan to sell. Tap the watch to see how time flies.

Scroll to plan your retirement

Enroll in the fund.

Type your name and receive your membership certificate. Connect a wallet and your member number comes from your address.

Screenshot it and frame it. It's worth exactly as much as a pension you can never touch.

Certificate of Membership

BNB PENSION FUND
MemberYOUR NAME
Member no.PF-000000
Retirement ageThe moon
Monthly payoutConviction
Early withdrawalShredded
ENROLLED
FOR LIFE

Retirement calculator.

Enter your age and we'll tell you exactly how long until you can withdraw. Our actuaries worked very hard on this.

Early withdrawal.

Need your money before the moon? Fill in the form. It goes straight to our processing department.

Grow your nest egg.

Every day you hold, the egg gets a little bigger. Tap it to add another year. It never hatches. That's the point.

Years held0

The annual report.

Every fund publishes one. Ours is short, because nothing ever leaves the fund.

Bnb PensionANNUAL REPORT
Ticker$BPENSION
NetworkBNB Chain
Total supply1,000,000,000
LiquidityBurned
ContractRenounced
Payouts made0
Retirement ageThe moon
Fund statusOnly growing

The gold watch ceremony.

Every loyal member gets a gold watch. Not for retiring. For not leaving. Please hold your applause. Actually, don't.

Open the handbook.

  1. Get a walletMetaMask or OKX Wallet, set to BNB Chain.
  2. Load up on BNBBuy it on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
  3. Swap for $BPENSIONOn PancakeSwap, with the contract address from the top of the page.
  4. Start contributingYour retirement date is set. It's the moon.

The career ladder.

Our roadmap is a ladder, and there's only one direction on a ladder. Tap a rung to toggle it.

See you on the moon.

That's where the retirement party is. Until then, keep contributing, keep holding, and never fill in the withdrawal form.

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$BPENSION is a memecoin with no intrinsic value or expected return. Bnb Pension Fund is a parody: it is not a pension or retirement product, nothing is paid out, and nothing here is financial advice.